I was in the kitchen when I heard a loud "THWACK"
I go running into the laundry room and my mom is standing there dazed with blood pouring from her head. She looks at me and goes "Am I bleeding?"
"YES!" Grab some 4x4 and a bandaid and she won't let me see her.
She is all "I want to see." and wanders away while I'm, trying to bandage her!!!
Anyway I pin her down in the bathroom starting at her bleeding head and bandage her gash and make her put pressure on it.
Anyway we ate dinner and now she's acting all weird. Pretty sure she's given herself a mild concussion. She has a lag in her pupils. *sigh* only my mommy can knock herself stupid while recycling!